Not everything happens for a reason; we claim that it does for a reason: to console ourselves. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There’s a very fine line between being broke and being humble. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at the wrong time.* - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are generally treated based on how much or little we have, earn, or know—or seem to have, earn, or know. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food … just so they afford something to eat. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Security is a double-edged sword: While a fence sure protects the fenced; it also imprisons the protected. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Memories rob us of the present. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To masturbate is to imagine: physically. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Hanging around people you’re smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Other than the promise of life after death, nothing consoles the poor better than the fact that rich people are also subject to death. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man usually sees what he is looking for; seldom what he is looking at. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To gain height, lose all your tall friends. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do not want much. All they want is to be envied by most people. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Reality is in the hand of the masturbator. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller’s chances of making more money from that customer in future. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Contrary to popular belief, some animals would not have each chosen to be a human being, if they were given the choice between being what they are and being human. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Knowing more than someone does not necessarily mean that you know every single thing they know. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Clothes are a homeless man’s home. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Speaking about work isn’t working. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some artists benefit less from being interviewed than they do from being left alone. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place at the right time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.* - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Friends are family members we have a choice over. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Peanut butter is a poor man’s marmalade. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most employees don’t really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The fact that you do not trust your spouse or lover doesn’t necessarily mean that they are cheating on you; and the fact that you do doesn’t necessarily mean that they aren’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We preoccupy ourselves with what we had — or what we want to have — at the expense of what we have. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe; you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A realist is a slave to reality. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Lobola (bride price) is a retired broke father’s last hope to paying off his debts. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job; some need customers. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A son is an unfulfilled man’s last attempt to fulfill his unfulfilled dreams. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is nothing wrong with being wrong. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.) - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn’t. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You don’t tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A writer’s primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore’s is to make cents. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level? - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A murderer is a killer without a uniform. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sense isn’t democratic. A senseless opinion that’s advocated by 'the majority' is still senseless. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance; which helps one persist in making things happen. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Crime does not pay … if you get caught. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You are. Before you are whatever you are labeled. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We owe some of our successes to people who did not want to help us more than we do to those who have helped us. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Growing up is childish. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued; another organism’s life has to be discontinued. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.* - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those who say that money can’t buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a misogynist: To err is woman. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It’s easy to write a sentence, paragraph, or book. What’s difficult is writing the best sentence, paragraph, or book, you can write. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for? - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The more you know, the less you talk. The less you talk, the more you know. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To teach, learn. To learn, teach. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Multitudes speak of their first love; seldom about their last hate. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The second orgasm has a biblical connotation. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It sometimes requires ignorance and arrogance to know something for sure. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The presence of confidence can make an unable man appear able. While its absence can make an able man appear unable. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one’s emotions’ attempt to contaminate one’s opinions. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a rich man’s bed is bigger than many a poor woman’s bedroom; his bedroom, her house. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man’s bank balance is the new penis size. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A love triangle is a threesome delayed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.* - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.; beasts with insatiable appetites. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The modern man is usually in a hurry to get to a destination from which he will sooner or later suffer from and at times complain about boredom. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words ‘impossible’ and ‘improbable’ are synonyms. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unlike wealth, fame makes it easier for some men and more difficult for some to sleep around. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sunglasses are more useful to a blind man than freedom of speech is to a man who does not think for himself. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Freedom of speech is unnecessary if the people to whom it is granted do not think for themselves. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they’ve recommended to you. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they are accused of). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are more writers who read than readers who write. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of arrogance to be mad at someone for not acting as per your advice, especially if it was unsolicited. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To put a dreamer in their place isn’t dreaming. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life’s most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I tend to avoid people who always have something to say … and those who expect me to always have something to say. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An ID number is only there to 'identify' human beings. Use it to assume people’s intellect or wisdom at your own risk. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego; it sure is good for his intellect. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation; and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men are dogs; some dogs are women. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When coming to sex: First served, first come. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are each envious of the person they used to be. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are two kinds of humble people: (1) Humble people; and (2) broke people. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' … until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn’t willing to leave his lover for them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Juice is a poor man’s dessert. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most of the people who have verbally asserted that ‘there is no master of pronounciation’ have intentionally made a claim and unintentionally made their claim believable. (It is ‘pro-nun-ciation’ not ‘pro-noun-ciation’.) - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Civilization is the commercialization of survival. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A ‘white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A ‘black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.* - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or cremated and/or being forgotten. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men did not need to have balls to have balls. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other people’s opinions and/or expectations. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whenever I encounter writer’s block, I stop writing … with my hands; and I then start writing with my legs. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the same standard as they one they’re currently in a dead relationship with, and, their attempting to revive a dead relationship. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Miracles' rely on their observer’s ignorance. 'Perfection' relies on the observer’s failure to notice the observed’s defects. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it merely to conceal their nipples. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be a prosperous pastor one needs: (1) a bible (2) a tailored suit; and (3) a few psychology books. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana